Blogs are all about strong opinions. After all, if the opinions aren't "firmly held..." what's the point of reading them? Huh?
We're headed for "tough times," folks. They're gonna be the kind of times we heard about from our Grandparents, after they endured the "Great Depression." And these tough times will require tough countermeasures if we're going to survive them. That's exactly what I'm going to suggest.
But hey, do what you want and take responsibility for whatever happens to you and yours. I already know what path my family is on.
And to those of you who don't like what you're reading? Get lost! I don't have time for "namby- pamby" crybabies who want everybody else to carry their baggage.
So sit down, shut up, put on your seat belt, and secure any smoking material!
And... of course, your mileage may vary. Let's just hope your "car" is as well equipped as mine will be.
Good hunting!
That those screw-ups at FEMA (with some help from DHS) are slowly sneaking “hidden” confinement buildings into your town. In fact, if you believe the rumor, it’s been done 3,000 times already. 3,000 times!
Now, because I’m such a nice guy, and I’m worried about your current states of anxiety and mental health, I’m going to put your little minds to rest…
There are NOT 3,000 FEMA detention centers in the US right now …
DO NOT go to Google Earth,
DO NOT search for FEMA Camps in the US …
DO NOT notice the 3,000 Installations that appear!
DO NOT worry that there is one in your town.
In fact, that may be too much research for some people to do alone.
DO NOT watch this video:
I repeat;
DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO!
Take a “chill pill!” It’s all in your mind! You’re just suffering from a case of “mass hysteria!” The people spreading those terrible rumors are just conspiracy nuts, looking for their “15 minutes of fame.” Relax… This is all in their imagination.
Take your medication! IF you can learn NOT to imagine these silly things anymore … then just like an ostrich sticking it’s head in the sand… they will all magically disappear … and we will be safe!
And I beg all you media-enlightened smartypants out there… send me lots and lots of email telling me that I’m just letting my imagination get the best of me!
Man, I was finally starting to cave to the pressure and announce that I believe that UFOs aren’t real, and now this...
These portable prisons DO NOT exist.
Wait, THESE are the prisons that DO NOT exist…
These portable prisons WERE NOT being set up in Provo, UT as this photograph was taken!
These photos clearly show that I have a very active imagination.
This man is NOT standing beside the imaginary FEMA Detention Center.
He IS lookin kinda crazy… or is it just me? Is he just another one of those sneaky “Men In Black” kinda roguish guys, looking to stir up some trouble, just to amuse himself? Is he just another conspiracy nut trying to freak people out?
When will he learn? This is all in his imagination!
This IS NOT what the inside of the imaginary FEMA Portable Detention Cells look like.
Please DO NOT send this out to anyone. I realize that I’m just staying up too late, watching reruns of cable news programs! I just have an overactive imagination, fueled by overwork! So I’m just gonna close my eyes and count to three… and it’ll all go away!
DAMN! Still there… $&^%#@!!
By the way, WHO in their right minds needs this many coffins?
Answer: Someone planning for the mass disposal of many dead bodies, that’s who!
I bet they’ll need these morgues… to process all those bodies!
Do the math. Do your homework. Do anything, other than nothing, because they are planning on most people doing exactly that: nothing.
Hey, wait a minute! There really ARE aliens, and they’ve taken over the Government! Ohhh Gawwwwwwwwd!
Okay, deep cleansing breaths… In, out, repeat… I’m probably just consuming too much Sci Fi in my diet…
Spread the word – this news has to grow legs and cover some ground! Send this page to everyone on your email list!
Seed Newsvine
It’s all in your imagination!
There’s an ugly rumor going around…
That those screw-ups at FEMA (with some help from DHS) are slowly sneaking “hidden” confinement buildings into your town. In fact, if you believe the rumor, it’s been done 3,000 times already. 3,000 times!
Now, because I’m such a nice guy, and I’m worried about your current states of anxiety and mental health, I’m going to put your little minds to rest…
There are NOT 3,000 FEMA detention centers in the US right now …
In fact, that may be too much research for some people to do alone.
I repeat;
DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO!
Take a “chill pill!” It’s all in your mind! You’re just suffering from a case of “mass hysteria!” The people spreading those terrible rumors are just conspiracy nuts, looking for their “15 minutes of fame.” Relax… This is all in their imagination.
Take your medication! IF you can learn NOT to imagine these silly things anymore … then just like an ostrich sticking it’s head in the sand… they will all magically disappear … and we will be safe!
And I beg all you media-enlightened smartypants out there… send me lots and lots of email telling me that I’m just letting my imagination get the best of me!
Man, I was finally starting to cave to the pressure and announce that I believe that UFOs aren’t real, and now this...
These portable prisons WERE NOT being set up in Provo, UT as this photograph was taken!
These photos clearly show that I have a very active imagination.
This man is NOT standing beside the imaginary FEMA Detention Center.
He IS lookin kinda crazy… or is it just me? Is he just another one of those sneaky “Men In Black” kinda roguish guys, looking to stir up some trouble, just to amuse himself? Is he just another conspiracy nut trying to freak people out?
When will he learn? This is all in his imagination!
This IS NOT what the inside of the imaginary FEMA Portable Detention Cells look like.
Please DO NOT send this out to anyone. I realize that I’m just staying up too late, watching reruns of cable news programs! I just have an overactive imagination, fueled by overwork! So I’m just gonna close my eyes and count to three… and it’ll all go away!
DAMN! Still there… $&^%#@!!
By the way, WHO in their right minds needs this many coffins?
Answer: Someone planning for the mass disposal of many dead bodies, that’s who!
Do the math. Do your homework. Do anything, other than nothing, because they are planning on most people doing exactly that: nothing.
Hey, wait a minute! There really ARE aliens, and they’ve taken over the Government! Ohhh Gawwwwwwwwd!
Okay, deep cleansing breaths… In, out, repeat… I’m probably just consuming too much Sci Fi in my diet…
Spread the word – this news has to grow legs and cover some ground! Send this page to everyone on your email list!
Stay tuned… there’s more!
May 7, 2009
Categories: Advise, Bubba Effect, Civil Disobedience, Coffins, Comedy, Commentary, Detention Centers, FEMA, Home Security, Humor, Opinion, Politics, Prisons, Rebellion, Stimulus Bill, Survival, Uncategorized . Tags: Advise, Bubba Effect, Civil Disobedience, Coffins, Commentary, Corruption, Department of Homeland Security, Detention Centers, DHS, Disaster Recovery, Environment, FEMA, Humor, Injustice, Insurrection, Morgues, Opinion, Politics, Prisons, Rebellion, Security, Survival . Author: itsmrlexx2you
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